pt. 3 (cheese puns)

I was going to tell you a joke about pizza but it was really cheesy. 

You're being brie-diculous (ridiculous).

What a grate (great) idea!

Wheel (we'll) see about that. 

If looks curd (could) kill.

Have a gouda (good) day.

I'm feta up (fed up) with this.

I'm going to be forever provolone (alone). 

Hey soul swiss-ter (sister).

Did you get her parmesan (permission)?

Let it brie (be).

A tornado destroyed a French cheese factory. All that was left was de-brie.