pt. 3 (cheese puns)
I was going to tell you a joke about pizza but it was really cheesy.
You're being brie-diculous (ridiculous).
What a grate (great) idea!
Wheel (we'll) see about that.
If looks curd (could) kill.
Have a gouda (good) day.
I'm feta up (fed up) with this.
I'm going to be forever provolone (alone).
Hey soul swiss-ter (sister).
Did you get her parmesan (permission)?
Let it brie (be).
A tornado destroyed a French cheese factory. All that was left was de-brie.