pt. 1

I really wanted a camouflaged shirt, but I couldn't find one.

Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time-consuming.

To bad I don't know sign language, it could come in handy.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Sleeping comes naturally to me, I can do it with my eyes closed.

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory! I only took one day off!

She quit her job at the donut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.

I wondered why the softball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

I once had a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

I forgot how to throw a boomer rang but then it all came back to me.

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own? It was two tired.

I'm gonna go stand outside so if anyone asks, I'm outstanding.